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Makin Demotivational Poster

UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.


TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

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culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong

MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage

TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5

ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.

TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.59/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


TAGS: making choices lol
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:58 am
Yes... typical Airman... Always making life and Motifake difficult to the rest of us... 5L
forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:09 am
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 8:00 pm
5beers and cheers.
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 7:02 pm


TAGS: making whoopee
Rating: 4.67/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - August 19, 2011, 9:23 pm
Gotta love Logic that's blasphemou5...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 6:20 pm
oh imma use di5!


TAGS: working as a team makin the coffee
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:32 am
Well, at least the Mod Lights don't have to do the dishes! Oh, wait, you're talking about the executive kitchen aren't you? I was wondering about that, our 'kitchen' is just a bucket next to the Port-o-let. 5 smelly cups!
Airman - May 11, 2010, 10:30 am
of course it's David Thorne. I meant to put a nod in the tag line, but I did this at the end of the work day, and it took forever to change the names plus I rushed at the end. But it achieved its purpose..you chuckled, and I laffed making it. Too long tho
Anything - May 10, 2010, 9:28 pm
Because it IS a david thorne email. With the names changed.
Claire - May 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
This is GENIUS. It reminds me of a David Thorne email.
rerun - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm

up youres Iconclast, I am going to drink herbal tea in a disposable cup....the kitches is a sty anyway......sorry Iconoclast, this decaf herbal crap is giving me the shakes...I really didn't mean to go off on you like that.
Iconoclast - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Come on, Mods, be reasonable. TOC only asked that she not have to do the dishes. Sounds reasonable since she is probably busy making sammichs for all of you.
pzykosiz - May 10, 2010, 7:57 pm
is this a normal day in the motifake offices?
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:36 pm
I ain't washin them coffee cups. :x
redhdsrbst - May 10, 2010, 7:33 pm
LoL .. I think "Whatever" is a codeword .. Anyone got the translation XDXD
Anything - May 10, 2010, 7:25 pm
Well, this lacks originality... But i 5l'd because it made me chuckle a lil bit.


TAGS: making out
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sho - June 11, 2011, 12:21 am
Does this mean I'll only score a girl when I reach home plate?
Iconoclast - June 9, 2011, 10:26 pm
First base is great fun, but it is the extra bases and reaching home plate that really makes the game interesting and fun.

BEER GOGGLES - When you took her back to your place you were thinking "You're the MAN!"...too bad you woke up to "You're a MAN!?"

TAGS: making a 2 at 10 into a 10 at 2 every time
Rating: 3.28/5

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GaryO - September 5, 2015, 5:25 am
well now, looks like somebody cooked up a potent batch....
nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 1:15 am
There actually was an experiment on mythbusters where they had some of the team judge people in attractiveness at different levels of drunk and the results were inconclusive, some people thought the samples got SLIGHTLY better and some worse.
rerun - April 28, 2010, 8:42 pm

I actually have beer goggles (they do exist), they never make a 1 look like a 10.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:23 pm
And an 12 on weekends!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:18 pm
And no...this is in NO way meant to be our Greybeard Bunny! I'm sure we'll all agree that she's a 10 24/7!




SEX - Without a purpose is nothing more than making love.

WARNING: - Making sense out of this picture may cause: Stupidity, brain lock, permanent mental damage, traumas, need for therapy, (List continues on back of the poster)

TAGS: making sense
Rating: 3.55/5

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bigmadmike - March 29, 2010, 9:23 pm
this is at the place i used to work newport aquarium the guy on the bike was actualy like 75-80 years old


TAGS: niecy nash drunken cougars bitch of a prom date taking lemons and making lemonade
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 1:41 am

ADMIT IT - this aroused you.

TAGS: zoey the witch l4d making out
Rating: 2.5/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 4:32 pm
Only the ones with teenage daughters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 4:02 pm
Trash, It's good to see you're out. You still have to inform your neighbors right?
MO - November 21, 2009, 3:14 pm
Suuuuweeet! Never had a land lord just wipe away so much back rent like that!! Plus I may as well have had my interweb broke for all I've been on here in the last 3 months. Meh. As far as a good program? I hear *ackhem* firefox rox!!
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:46 pm
Workin on a few! But i am still looking for a good poster making program if anybody can recommend one. Dont worry about the back rent, you guys have been taking good care of the place (i noticed a few new comments...nice touch)
MO - November 21, 2009, 2:43 pm
If you think we are payin back rent then you got another thing comming!! I'm not overpaying for your computer glitches!!! But I am looking forward to paying up on your future posters!! With all that down time you gotta have some good shit to post???
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:37 pm
whoops! Yo Mo! say hi to Nik! Rents due!
MO - November 21, 2009, 2:37 pm
*I not I'm and right not righ*
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:37 pm
Tough guys! Mine's makin me breakfast and finishing the laundry right now. You guys need to eat more! (but not for a few days).
MO - November 21, 2009, 2:33 pm
TTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good to see you!!! I'm really am. I'm just popping in and out righ now but wanted to give you a quick 'sup!!!
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 2:30 pm
mines still mad i didnt take her to a concert with me. every time i take her to one someone cops a feel then i beat the shit out of them. so i dint take her this time, but still got into a fight.
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:26 pm
Tough guys! Mine's makin me breakfast and finishing the laundry right now. You guys need to eat more! (but not for a few days).
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm
except im on the couch tonight
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm
mine too
Chopperliscious - November 21, 2009, 2:17 pm
You can have my girlfriend at the moment Canaduh. She's got her rags on, in a foul mood and incapable of making a sammich and is gonna end up of the FUCKING SOFA tonight if she keeps it up :-).
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 2:13 pm
If this is what floats you boat,GOOD! more girls for me!
aesop's folly - November 21, 2009, 9:47 am
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:31 am
I got my eight hours. I went to bed WAY to early last night. I just passed out.
BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 7:29 am
Bart you sleepless SOB, don't you ever, even like take a nap?
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:07 am
And then you would fap to that line? jk I'm not going to lie though...this got my attention.
Chopperliscious - November 21, 2009, 4:18 am
I got a twinge! I think my third almost winked, yes. However, I have never fapped to hentai. One's gotta draw the line somewhere.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 3:52 am
A drawing? I'll pass. The real stuff works on me.

HEY LADIES - Let's play money making game.


MISS MONEY SAYS - Borrow money From pessimists They don't expect it back


TAGS: my bad making copies genetic xerox
Rating: 4.26/5

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culos - January 14, 2010, 9:58 am
If and when they come of age I wouldn't mind spend some time with the three of them, or 6, or 12, or 24 of them! I'm sure I'll get bored but I'd like to find out how long that would take. I guess I have an inquisitive nature....
thatonechick - January 14, 2010, 9:50 am
I give this poster 5 relatives from Arkansas (I'm trying to get rid of them anyway... xD)


EXHUSBAND'S PHONE MESSAGE - Hi Amy, I fixed your dishwasher this morning. Call me if it gives you any more problems.

GAY TEST - If you have never imagined yourself getting caught in the middle of a situation like this: YOU...FAIL

SIGNING YOUR OWN DEATH WARRANT - Who do ye think you're pixelatin', ye scrotum?!

TAGS: making movies making songs fighting around the world russel crowe gladiator guy
Rating: 2.6/5

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lulrofl - October 30, 2008, 10:42 pm
xD Epic


CUBBYBEAR - It’s OK folks... He’s behind the string.

TAGS: makingfunofme
Rating: 4.2/5

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wampyre - June 2, 2010, 8:11 am
Go Cubby! as long as he eats someone over 18 he'll be fine...
Skatastic - February 20, 2010, 8:38 pm
I bet the black one gets eaten first...wait a minute.
phydeaux - February 19, 2010, 12:16 pm
3rd person? But I see four there...guess I'm just slow...
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 12:17 am
It's yet another brilliant angle from sir Cubby... when you've been motifaking as long as he has, and can still keep it fresh... well, my friend... you'll be talking in the 3rd person, too.
CpnKangaroo - February 18, 2010, 11:18 pm
what's up with talking in the third person? Cpn is confused


TAGS: making the posters swinging the hammer
Rating: 4.11/5

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Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:51 am
Nice! A clean and different approach to the mods! Well done air
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:06 am
Me? I'm the crosswind.

1 + 0 = 3 -

TAGS: baby makin math
Rating: 3.35/5

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Zealot - March 18, 2010, 4:01 pm

CRYING GIRL DVD - AKA the miss adventures of Cubby!


TAGS: great for making sammiches girl
Rating: 3.07/5

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kangboy123 - January 12, 2012, 4:53 pm
then make me some Klingon sammiches
Ed-Hyde - June 2, 2010, 11:50 am
Guess I'm the only one compelled to mention that its a Klingon blade? Anyone else? No? .....
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:37 am
LOL! 5 to you, bart... Next time I'll send my pics to you for better captions! ;)
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:08 pm
"Nice knife. Want to do some forking?" And that's how you get stabbed in a lesbian bar. 5/5
Nand - May 31, 2010, 8:31 pm
Better hope that they have sandviches in Sto-vo-kor.
Derek - May 31, 2010, 7:27 pm
Should make for an interesting sandwich

PICTURE - I can't see it

TAGS: tunnel in the making
Rating: 1.83/5

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CANADA - August 7, 2009, 9:18 am
Kitkat - August 7, 2009, 4:50 am
Its britney spears, be glad you cant see it.
Skankerboy - July 10, 2008, 9:01 pm
Think it's Britney Spears

it was the weirdest thing... -

Movie Theater Parking Lots -

TAGS: teenagers grownups making out cheating adultery
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 25, 2014, 10:10 pm
I prefer seedy motel rooms……to watch movies
Greeny - August 25, 2014, 10:06 pm
I'd be more worried about the guy peering in the window
Sho - August 25, 2014, 9:52 pm
LOL. That's a 5L

remember to breathe -

Making Paper Airplanes -

TAGS: making paper airplanes success airman
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 11, 2013, 1:13 am
Thanks for all the comments. And Airman get back here!
mariand - June 10, 2013, 3:28 am
When I thought I forgot how to do paper airplanes, I had to teach my son how to do it... now my house is full of paper airplanes and the show goes on...;)
Sho - June 9, 2013, 10:22 pm
still in the air, there is no stopping him. hope he drifts by again
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:18 pm

Oh, I do miss him! Great poster!
Greeny - June 9, 2013, 9:05 pm
Outstanding tribute!

NO PROBLEM - I'll make you a sandwich. I'll make you a sandwich you'll never forget! -

TAGS: sandwich making can be hazardous to your health
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:33 pm
You're familiar with this movie, too?
falloutghoul - August 6, 2013, 11:14 am
You're never gonna forget it, counselor, and neither will your kids.

Rubik's Cube -

SOMEHOW - Deep inside you are relieved knowing that someone else gets bigger lemons from life than you

TAGS: try making lemonade with these
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sho - September 17, 2011, 12:16 am
Thank you
tellitlikeitis - June 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Where can I get a full size print of this poster? Excellent- this deserves 5 L's all around!


TAGS: making posters anyone my alibi
Rating: 4.69/5

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rerun - August 4, 2012, 9:34 pm

OK, just now what did you do?


Public Displays of Affection -

MAKING A MOTIFAKE - Should Be Like Building A Building It Needs To be Strong & Sound And Stand The Test Of Time

TAGS: making a motifake
Rating: 4.41/5

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rerun - August 14, 2010, 6:59 pm

The test of time means don't make a Valerie Bertaneli(sp) poster from her One Day At A Time TV show...that would be dated
Anything - May 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
The test of time means to stay on the top 5 for 7 days free from timmies
MO - May 3, 2010, 2:48 pm
Solid! I tend to throw mine up in seconds though. If I spend too much time in the planning stage.....it gets over engineered!
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:12 pm
.... with boobs.
Faceplant31 - May 1, 2010, 1:03 am
I like it, very good sir.

The Eyes Have It -

TAGS: greeny has a way of making others see life through his eyes quote depeche mode
Rating: 4.13/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 8:54 pm
Happy to of been of service. Personally? I think you look so adorable with a smile on your face, rather than your head exploding. But hey, what do I know? Oh and thanks greeny.
Greeny - July 12, 2013, 7:30 pm
Nice Miss P; thanks for the smile


TAGS: agdaniele the night time is the right time for making funny
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:43 pm
LOL! I'm just a mid-season replacement.

PROFESSIONAL MOTIFAKERS - We get paid by the hour to create high level fake motivational posters. Unfortunatly none of them are good enough for the moderators.

TAGS: i mean they keep making us laugh why not you guys
Rating: 3.82/5

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DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:48 pm
Is anyone else seeing this? 4 good-lookin women (at least from this angle... And then the goofy looking kid in the middle. Life just ain't fair



GENERALIZATIONS - All of them are bad

TAGS: i hate myself for making this poster but im tired kind of hope you dont approve this mod
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - January 13, 2010, 2:13 am
All true generalisations good. Very good :})

P-Harmony -

TAGS: dating love romance matchmaking internet
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - February 27, 2017, 10:14 am
Good one.
concern3 - February 24, 2017, 5:39 am
Nice. UP yours
Silverheart - February 23, 2017, 11:41 pm

Zira and Bright-Eyes, sitting in a tree...


Dress Up -

TAGS: women making other women jealous dresses
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - January 3, 2016, 11:41 am
luv watchin' that kinda competition
concern3 - January 3, 2016, 9:21 am
Funny A5er